1. Every two minutes as him if he’s pregnant

2. Hide all the candy

3. Steal his stuffed lion, tell him a ghost took it

4. Make him do ballet

5. Tell him Yu likes Strify more than him

6. Call him Bambie

7. Tell him Barbie wants her hair back

8. Take away all his horror movies

9. Let a very large spider loose in his bed

10. Mimic everything he says and does

11. Try to shove a pickle up his nose

12. Super glue him to a chair, laugh when he tries to come after you

13. Tie him to the wall and play Britney Spears music really loudly

14. Chase him around the house with a jar of large spiders and/or other very large insects

15. Tie his feet behind his neck

16. Take pictures of him doing ballet and post them all over the internet

17. Stick a rock in his belly button

18. Bug him constantly by asking if he and Yu are dating, even ask him while he’s trying to sleep

19. Throw a pound of sugar at his head

20. Try to put a lollipop in his nose

21. Constantly remind him that he’s the shortest in the band

22. Tell him Luminor has better hair

23. Switch his shampoo with honey

24. When he comes back from a concert spray him with a hose

25. Once you’re done and he asks you why you did that say “I was cleaning Yu’s germs off of you.”

26. While he’s sleeping jump on him

27. Put cat litter on his sandwiches

28. Serve him cat food for dinner

29. Glue his bass to the bottom of his bed

30. Pinch his upper arm every five minutes say “I thought you were dead.”