Every date is a little random, weird things can happen at any moment, so we compiled a list of random dates and these are the weirdest:

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1. Poetic Fries

Nikolai: Do you love me?
Lydon: I love more and more and will only speak poems for you and the more I say and the more I look at you the more I love you.
Nikolai: Lydon, I love you with every fiber of my being, when I look in your eyes I swear I see heaven, and when I talk to you I swear I hear angels singing.
Lydon: The words you speak make me feel as if I were in haven and your eyes... Not even the sun shines as brightly as they do, for you are the angel that has come to take me to a place where I can rest easy in your soft pale arms.
Nikolai: When I met you heaven was on earth, my bleeding wounds were closed, and I was lost in your eyes, for they outshine the moon and stars, they guide what light is in my heart, you, my love, are the angel, one who has come to take my broken soul to a world of dreams, where I know no pain, only love and happiness that I see within your eyes.
Lydon: You are my only dream and wish... I was ripped apart by the world around me but when the heavens came down in the form of angel and the darkness left... I was only able to look into these eyes that I thought I could never find, it was as if God had sent an angel just for me... It seemed like it couldn't even come in my wildest dreams, it was as if I had died and went to heaven where that angel could only be, whose eyes casted a spell to where I couldn't move…
Nikolai: Not even Shakespears could write out my feelings, no words can, I thought my heart was lost, but when I saw your face, I knew it wasn't, it was with you, in your strong hands, holding it tight, all darkness faded into the night, because you were there and I was alive, I could feel my heart beating once again, my pulse was wild... I knew God wanted me to survive so I was gifted with an angel... one I so dearly love... no words know the truth, no pain exist, hush now my love, this world is just for us.
Lydon: My arms will only fever hold you... And it is the light of your eyes, the beauty of your soul, and the great kindness of your heart that made me love one of the angels and look to the light once more, the light that happened to be gone from my life, so long until an angel had been given to me...Naye that I had been given to, that holds me close but its soft and warm that is why if the angels song couldn't tell how much I love you and how my heart beats only for you and how I would if, it was for your life and how I would live on after dying for you.
Nikolai: I was but a tainted bud trying to bloom, then one day you looked my way and all of a sudden my petals just sprouted, I knew instantly where I belong, no ocean could hold me back from you... a simple love song makes me think of you and all the great things you do for me. The darkness, it was so blinding, but the light of your love made me see again, true happiness, true love... everything inside of me only beats for you. You watch over me from above, just like a pure white dove, what can I say my love? I know there is a day for just you and I.
Lydon: You fell as if you were a feather of hope, happiness, and light. Not the earth breaking, not the sky falling, not aliens, not even the world ending coudl stop me from coming when you call... The sound of you voice is all I need to know where you are as if it is stornger then all the angels voices sreaming at once.
Lydon/Nikolai: *gazing into each other's eyes lovingly*
Strawberry: Damn, that got poetic fast!!
Saora: Wow, who knew gay guys could get so poetic over a thing of fries?
(male)Shadow: Wow… If they're not gonna eat those french fries, I will.
(female)Shadow: Whao… *smiles stupidly* Gay guys are so poetic. *giggle*
All the girls in the restaruant: Aww!! How sweet!!
All the boys in the restaruant: Hmph! *pout*
Random tranny: *posing strangely*
Saora: Um… ya know posing like isn't gonna make anyone pay attention to you.
Random tranny: You just did! Hah! *smug smirk*
Saora: Damnit!! I hate you. *pouts*
Random tranny: *fluffs hair* I know.
Big buff biker dude: *kisses random tranny* I love ya, baby.
Random tranny/big buff biker dude: *walks off*
Saora: *stands up* That's the last time I go on a date with you, Strawberry.
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2. Hill-Billies and Britney Spears

Strawberry: Um… so how you girls likin those steaks?
Elizabeth: *mouthful* Iz good!
Emily: Its good…
Yatsu: Ya know male penguins carry babies…
Strawberry: Um…
Emily: No I… I didn't know that…
Elizabeth: I thought they carried the eggs.
Yatsu: Yeah. *nervous smile*
Vicious: *walks up with tray* So… can I get you guys anything else?
Strawberry/Emily: No, we're good.
Vicious: What bout you two?
Elizabeth: No, I'm good.
Yatsu: Penguins?
Vicious: That's really an unattractive thing to say on a date, Yatsu…
Hill-billie: *runs up* *pushes Strawberry over*
Britney Spears impersonater: *runs up* *kisses Yatsu*
Strawberry: Holy shit! What the hell!? *stands up*
Yatsu: Help!! *runs away*
Vicious: *hits Hill-billie in the head with tray* Damn, motherf*cker, I told you to stay outta here!! *glares at Britney impersonater* Wanna get smacked too, b*tch? Do ya!?
Emily: Um… Liz, we should probably go now…
Elizabeth: Yeah, good idea.
Strawberry: I'm comin with ya… *takes Emily's hand*
*three walk away*
Vicious: *starts beating hill-billie with tray* Ya dang wild bill-hillies!!
Yatsu: *running around restaruant screaming*
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3. Mall Trannies

Axel: So did you like lunch?
Seth: Yeah, it was good. *smiles*
Axel: That's good. *smiles*
Seth: Oh no… *covers eyes*
Axel: Whut? *looks over*
Random tranny: *posing strangely*
Axel: Is that a statue? *pokes*
Random tranny: *giggles*
Axel: *screams* Holy yogurt!! You're alive!
Random tranny: And beautiful. *fluffs hair*
Seth: Eh not so much…
Random tranny: What would you know about it, Red-head?
Seth: Hey!!
Axel: His hair isn't naturally red!
Random tranny: Yeah, blondie.
Seth: At least he doesn't have fake boobs. *glares*
Random tranny: Oh, they're not fake.
Axel: Um… how are they not fake?
Seth: *pushes Axel away* I'd rather not stay to find out…
Random tranny: *hollers: "They're implants!!"*
Seth: *shouts: "I didn't wanna know that!!"*
Random tranny: *fluffs hair* Too bad for you.
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4. Mall Trannies (part two!)

Vicious: *hands Audra pepsi* There ya go, love.
Audra: Aw, you're so sweet. *kisses Vicious*
Vicious: Pfft, and I don't even try. *laughs*
Random tranny: *walks over* Vicious, is that you!?
Vicious: Oh my god, how do you know me!?
Random tranny: Its me, Kevin!!
Vicious: Um… did we meet at a party?
Kevin: *fluffs hair* No I'm your brother!
Vicious: *takes Audra's hand* Let's go, babe.
Audra: Is he one of the many exes you've mentioned?
Vicious: I spent the majority of my teen years drunk, I can't remember all of em, babe…
Audra/Vicious: *walks off*
Kevin: *shouts: "You can run but you can't hide!! I know where you live!"*
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And that would be the end of part one...